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Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Own A Television | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
www.theonion.com/content/node/28694, posted 2010 by peter in humor media msm satire
"I'm not an elitist," Green said. "It's just that I'd much rather sculpt or write in my journal or read Proust than sit there passively staring at some phosphorescent screen."